IFC TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full IFC TV guide for today. 48 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E5 · A Live Woman of Proven Fertility Comedy

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Alan is elated when Judith is to remarry, as it would signal the end of his alimony payments; Jake can't stand his future step-father, causing problems for all.

00:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E6 · Apologies for the Frivolity Comedy

Apologies for the Frivolity

Charlie seems to be the only one in the dark when he starts dating a young, attractive real-estate agent who is eerily similar to his mother.

01:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E14 · Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe Comedy

Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

Alan learns that Lyndsey has broken up with Larry, but failed to actually let him know yet; Walden grows determined to prove that he's a manly man.

01:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E15 · Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin Comedy

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Alan provides Lyndsey with the opportunity to choose between him and Larry; Jenny begins to fear that she and Brooke are no longer as close as they used to be.

02:00 30m

Night Court

S4 · E18 · Caught Red-Handed Comedy

Caught Red-Handed

Harry helps Christine fight sexual harassment from her boss and Dan hits on a woman who has taken a vow of celibacy.

02:30 30m

Night Court

S4 · E19 · Paternity Comedy

Paternity

Dan is served with a paternity suit and Bull runs for union rep against a very strong lady.

03:00 30m

Night Court

S4 · E20 · Here's to You, Mrs. Robinson Comedy

Here's to You, Mrs. Robinson

Quon Le plans to become a US citizen before her baby is born, but she and Mac are both rushed to the hospital with pains.

03:30 30m

Night Court

S4 · E21 · Her Honor, Part 1 Comedy

Her Honor, Part 1

Dan thinks he will become a new judge, but Christine instead receives the position.

04:00 30m

Night Court

S4 · E22 · Her Honor, Part 2 Comedy

Her Honor, Part 2

After learning that he will not be reappointed as a judge, Harry disappears to perform an outrageous stunt.

04:30 30m

Night Court

S5 · E1 · Her Honor, Part 3 Comedy

Her Honor, Part 3

Christine nervously takes the bench as Dan and Mac try to cover for the newly reinstated Harry, who's planning a big gag.

05:00 30m

Night Court

S5 · E2 · Her Honor, Part 4 Comedy

Her Honor, Part 4

While getting ready to attempt his outrageous stunt, Harry talks to and saves the life of a suicidal man.

05:30 30m

Night Court

S5 · E3 · Death of a Bailiff Comedy

Death of a Bailiff

Bull decides to give away all his worldly materials after hearing God's voice when he's struck by lightning on the top of the courthouse.

Morning

06:00 30m

Night Court

S5 · E4 · Ladies Night Comedy

Ladies Night

Christine and Roz visit a male strip joint to do some female bonding, but Harry and the guys crash the party.

06:30 30m

Night Court

S5 · E5 · Safe Comedy

Safe

Harry accidentally locks himself in a safe while practicing a magic trick; Dan is harassed by a devil who somehow knows everything about him.

07:00 30m

Night Court

S5 · E6 · Mac's Dilemma Comedy

Mac's Dilemma

An old friend asks Mac to misplace his court records and a Japanese man about to be honored by the governor dies while in custody.

07:30 30m

Night Court

S5 · E7 · Who Was That Mashed Man? Comedy

Who Was That Mashed Man?

Dan's vicious boss asks him to look out for his very attractive niece while Harry tries to prevent a TV hero of yesteryear from killing himself.

08:00 30m

Night Court

S5 · E8 · No Hard Feelings Comedy

No Hard Feelings

Harry hires a blind assistant whose rough sense of humor puts everyone on edge and Dan struggles with impotence.

08:30 30m

Night Court

S5 · E9 · Constitution, Part 1 Comedy

Constitution, Part 1

Roz, who's recently discovered that she is diabetic, takes the diagnosis hard, and Harry tries to help her; a defendant holds the Constitution hostage.

09:00 30m

Night Court

S5 · E10 · Constitution, Part 2 Comedy

Constitution, Part 2

Roz, who's recently discovered that she is diabetic, takes the diagnosis hard, and Harry tries to help her; a defendant holds the Constitution hostage.

09:30 30m

Night Court

S5 · E11 · Let It Snow Comedy

Let It Snow

A snowstorm makes it necessary for everyone to cancel their holiday plans including a visit from Bull's mother.

10:00 30m

Three's Company

S7 · E18 · Janet's Little Helper Comedy

Janet's Little Helper

Jack and Terri believe that Janet may be trying to rob the cradle when she is actually just trying to help Mr. Furley's shy nephew become a gentleman.

10:30 30m

Three's Company

S7 · E20 · Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow Comedy

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

In order to improve his chances with the ladies, Jack buys a fake mustache, but his plan backfires when Terri ends up falling for him.

11:00 30m

Three's Company

S7 · E21 · Navy Blues Comedy

Navy Blues

An old Navy buddy of Jack's comes into town with the hopes that he can weasel his way into Jack's business by using his Navy desertion as leverage.

11:30 30m

Three's Company

S7 · E22 · Borrowing Trouble Comedy

Borrowing Trouble

The girls invent a fake contest for Jack to "win," thinking that he needs rent money; however, they are upset when he doesn't spend it like they had planned.

Daytime

12:00 30m

Three's Company

S8 · E4 · Out on a Limb Comedy

Out on a Limb

Jack must find a way to get back an angry letter he sent out to a food critic when he thought that he was going to give the restaurant a bad review.

12:30 30m

Three's Company

S8 · E5 · Alias Jack Tripper Comedy

Alias Jack Tripper

Jack asks his friend, Larry, to stand in for him after he realizes that he has made the mistake of planning two dates for the same night.

13:00 30m

Three's Company

S8 · E1 · Jack, Be Quick Comedy

Jack, Be Quick

Jack is upset when his girlfriend tells him that she wants to have his baby but does not want to marry him, and Terri and Janet encourage him to do it.

13:30 30m

Three's Company

S8 · E3 · The Money Machine Comedy

The Money Machine

Mr. Furley finally gets around to replacing the couch, but Jack and Terri have hidden money there that got from a faulty transaction at the ATM.

14:00 30m

Three's Company

S8 · E2 · She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not Comedy

She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not

Larry and Jack invite the girls for a weekend getaway to find out which one wants to have an affair with Jack after they find a completed magazine quiz.

14:30 30m

Three's Company

S8 · E6 · Hearing Is Believing Comedy

Hearing Is Believing

Janet assumes the worst and becomes suspicious when Jack's new girlfriend, who is actually a sex therapist, refuses to talk about her line of work.

15:00 30m

Three's Company

S8 · E10 · Now You See It, Now You Don't Comedy

Now You See It, Now You Don't

Jack enlists Larry and his roommates' to help him win back the money he gambled with and lost at a charity casino event attends with a socialite.

15:30 30m

Three's Company

S8 · E11 · The Charming Stranger Comedy

The Charming Stranger

Both Janet and Terri are smitten with their new British neighbor; however, Jack and Mr. Furley come to the conclusion that he is a jewel thief.

16:00 30m

Three's Company

S8 · E12 · Janet Shapes Up Comedy

Janet Shapes Up

When Janet beings working as an aerobics instructor her new boss takes a liking to Jack; however, she expects Jack to be her constant companion.

16:30 30m

Three's Company

S8 · E7 · Grandma Jack Comedy ▶ Now

Grandma Jack

Jack wins $10,000 in the Lander's bake-off contest; however, he learns that the contest is only open to women, so he must prepare his recipe in drag.

17:00 30m

Three's Company

S8 · E15 · Look What I Found Comedy

Look What I Found

The roommates find a kitten, but pets are not allowed in the building; Mr. Furley takes a liking to it, but they must hide it when the building inspector comes.

17:30 30m

Three's Company

S8 · E8 · Like Father, Like Son Comedy

Like Father, Like Son

Jack is not pleased when his meddling father comes to town; however, his outlook changes when he learns that his father has happened upon tough times.

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S7 · E23 · The Bachelor Party Comedy

The Bachelor Party

After his bachelor party flops, Raymond is shamed into throwing Robert another one this time at the lodge where Amy's father and brother can attend.

18:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S7 · E24 · Robert's Wedding, Part 1 Comedy

Robert's Wedding, Part 1

Robert and Amy's wedding gets underway with the usual minor mishaps, then mid-ceremony Marie stands up and delivers a startling speech.

19:00 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S7 · E25 · Robert's Wedding, Part 2 Comedy

Robert's Wedding, Part 2

Tension is thick at the reception with both Frank and Marie critical about the arrangements, but Ray lightens the mood with a warm and humorous toast.

19:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E1 · Fun with Debra Comedy

Fun with Debra

Debra tries to bring some laughter back into her marriage by joining Ray on the green for a friendly game of golf, but must first convince him.

20:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E7 · Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head Comedy

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Charlie helps Berta confront the married man that impregnated her daughter, Naomi; Alan reveals that he has an unnatural fetish for pregnant women.

20:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E8 · Release the Dogs Comedy

Release the Dogs

Charlie pursues the mother of Jake's girlfriend, upsetting his nephew; Alan suffers from a bout of insomnia and attempts to combat it, failing miserably.

21:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E9 · Corey's Been Dead for an Hour Comedy

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Fed-up Charlie reaches his breaking point during a double-date as penny-pinching Alan continues mooching; Jake is left at home by himself for the first time.

21:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E10 · Kissing Abraham Lincoln Comedy

Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Charlie's new live-in girlfriend butts heads with Berta; Alan tries to sell the condo that he bought for he and Kandi, but she seduces him to change his mind.

22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E11 · Walnuts and Demerol Comedy

Walnuts and Demerol

Charlie is confident in his plans to get laid on Christmas Eve, but his friends and family play spoilers by loitering at the house, hijacking his attempt.

22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E12 · Castrating Sheep in Montana Comedy

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating her daughter, but is unexpectedly joyous about the ordeal; Alan is already contemplating an exit-strategy.

23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E13 · Don't Worry, Speed Racer Comedy

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

When Jake shares that he heard Judith and Herb making love, Alan must navigate through a difficult conversation, while Charlie's repressed memories awaken.

23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E14 · That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami Comedy

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Charlie sets Alan up with their sultry new neighbor, as they are quite similar; however when he discovers an intimate secret of hers, he wants her for himself.

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Daytime

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