E! TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full E! TV guide for today. 33 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S7 · E9 · Disaster Averted Comedy

Disaster Averted

The gang reminisces about what happened during Hurricane Irene; Barney tries to cut a deal with Marshall and Lily to get out of wearing the ducky tie.

00:30 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S7 · E10 · Tick, Tick, Tick... Comedy

Tick, Tick, Tick...

Barney and Robin find themselves in a predicament when they try and hide a secret from their significant others; Marshall, Lily, and Ted go to a concert.

01:00 1h

Kourtney and Khloé Take the Hamptons

S1 · E1 · Trouble in Paradise True

Trouble in Paradise

Kourtney, Khloé and Scott arrive in the Hamptons ready to start a perfect summer, but Scott is anxious about being in his late parents' hometown.

02:00 1h

Kourtney and Khloé Take the Hamptons

S1 · E2 · What's That Racquet True

What's That Racquet

Scott tries to get back in Kourtney's good graces after she gets upset at him for breaking the boundaries they've set for their relationship.

03:00 1h

Kourtney and Khloé Take the Hamptons

S1 · E3 · Party Crashing True

Party Crashing

Kourtney finds out that Kim is using her home for North's birthday party without her permission; Scott's partying ways land him in the hospital.

04:00 1h

Kourtney and Khloé Take the Hamptons

S1 · E4 · 12 Steps and 30 Candles True

12 Steps and 30 Candles

Scott, determined to make a life change, checks into rehab, but his resolve quickly wavers; as her 30th birthday looms, Khloé struggles with a realization.

05:00 1h

Kourtney and Khloé Take the Hamptons

S1 · E5 · Aftershocks True

Aftershocks

Scott leaves rehab early and unexpectedly, but he and Kourtney try to avoid repeating mistakes from the past; Kim starts to doubt her best friend's loyalty.

Morning

06:00 1h

Kourtney and Khloé Take the Hamptons

S1 · E6 · Kaptain Kourtney and Skipper Scott True

Kaptain Kourtney and Skipper Scott

Khloé arranges for Scott to host a podcast with her, but when Scott backs out of his promise to be in French Montana's music video, things get ugly.

07:00 2h 30m

Kajillionaire

Crime, Drama, Comedy Film ★ 6.2

Two con-artists have spent 26 years training their daughter to be like them, but during a desperate heist, they convince a stranger to join their next scam.

★ Cast & Info

09:30 2h 30m

Irresistible

Comedy, Drama Film ★ 6.1

A Democratic political consultant helps a retired veteran run for mayor of a small town in Wisconsin, but a political circus soon develops.

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Daytime

12:00 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S7 · E11 · The Rebound Girl Comedy

The Rebound Girl

Ted and Barney discuss making a life-changing decision together; Robin tries everything she can to discourage Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island.

12:30 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S7 · E13 · Tailgate Comedy

Tailgate

Marshall visits his father's gravesite to carry on a tailgating tradition; Barney and Ted open a bar called "Puzzles"; Robin fills in for a drunk news anchor.

13:00 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S7 · E14 · 46 Minutes Comedy

46 Minutes

Lily and Marshall make the official move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out; the gang decides to go to the strip club.

13:30 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S7 · E15 · The Burning Beekeeper Comedy

The Burning Beekeeper

Marshall and Lily decide to throw a highly anticipated housewarming party, but things start to go awry when Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss.

14:00 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S7 · E16 · The Drunk Train Comedy ▶ Now

The Drunk Train

For Valentine's Day, Lily and Marshall invite Robin and Kevin on a weekend getaway to Vermont, where Kevin and Robin discuss their relationship.

14:30 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S7 · E17 · No Pressure Comedy

No Pressure

Ted decides to confess his feelings to Robin after she ends up breaking up with Kevin; Barney is on a mission to find something private of Marshall and Lily's.

15:00 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S7 · E18 · Karma Comedy

Karma

Barney tries to persuade Quinn to date him even after learning that she is a stripper; Marshall and Lily introduce Robin to life in the suburbs.

15:30 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S7 · E19 · The Broath Comedy

The Broath

The gang tries to split up Barney and Quinn after they hear about plans of them moving in together; Ted and Robin fight over who gets to sublet the apartment.

16:00 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S7 · E20 · Trilogy Time Comedy

Trilogy Time

Ted, Marshall and Barney embark on another "trilogy time," a tradition in which they get together every three years just to watch the "Star Wars" trilogy.

16:30 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S7 · E21 · Now We're Even Comedy

Now We're Even

Barney tries to lure Ted into going out every night; Lily has a naughty dream about someone besides Marshall; Robin finally becomes a famous news anchor.

17:00 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S7 · E22 · Good Crazy Comedy

Good Crazy

Marshall comes to the realization that the baby is coming soon, and freaks out; Ted and Robin come to terms with their relationship; Barney goes on a road trip.

17:30 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S7 · E23 · The Magician's Code Part One Comedy

The Magician's Code Part One

While Marshall is in Atlantic City with Barney, Lily starts to go into labor, leaving him desperate to make it back to New York before the baby is born.

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S7 · E24 · The Magician's Code Part Two Comedy

The Magician's Code Part Two

On Barney's future wedding day, the gang looks back on the time they encouraged Ted to chase after the one woman that got away and reconnect with her.

18:30 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S8 · E1 · Farhampton Comedy

Farhampton

Robin starts to feel of anxious on her wedding day, so Ted tries to comfort her by retelling the story of how he persuaded Victoria to leave her fiance a note.

19:00 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S8 · E2 · The Pre-Nup Comedy

The Pre-Nup

When Barney creates an extensive pre-nup, the guys take notice and propose their own set of amendments to their relationships with their significant others.

19:30 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S8 · E3 · Nannies Comedy

Nannies

Marshall and Lily decide to go on the hunt for a nanny, but run into problems when Barney schemes to use it as a way to meet women; Robin and Ted butt heads.

20:00 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S2 · E11 · How Lily Stole Christmas Comedy

How Lily Stole Christmas

When Lily tries to ruin the gang's Christmas plans, it is up to Ted to patch things up with her before Marshall gets home and finds out what she has done.

20:30 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S4 · E11 · Little Minnesota Comedy

Little Minnesota

Ted gets overprotective when he tries to keep his sister out of trouble during her visit to New York; Marshall takes Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.

21:00 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S4 · E13 · Three Days of Snow Comedy

Three Days of Snow

After a blizzard shuts down the city, Marshall and Lily determine to continue their airport tradition while Ted and Barney keep the bar open to meet some girls.

21:30 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S6 · E12 · False Positive Comedy

False Positive

Marshall and Lily get some shocking news; Robin gets a new job; Barney discovers the joy of giving on Christmas; Ted begins Best Man duties for an old friend.

22:00 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S7 · E12 · Symphony of Illumination Comedy

Symphony of Illumination

Robin receives some shocking news and decides to hide it from the gang; Marshall decides to hang Christmas decorations on the house in the suburbs.

22:30 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S8 · E10 · The Over-Correction Comedy

The Over-Correction

Robin starts to become suspicious of Barney's recent relationship with Patrice; Marshall is shocked to discover that his mother is moving on with her love life.

23:00 2h

Elf

Comedy, Family, Fantasy Film ★ 6.6

A man raised by elves at the North Pole is sent to New York to find his father, who is on Santa's naughty list for being heartless.

★ Cast & Info

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