TV Land TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for today. 40 programmes listed , including 10 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E18 · Steve Moscow Comedy

Steve Moscow

Carrie and Doug hire Russian workers to repair their home but the workers need constant coaxing to get things done, so they use vodka to inspire them.

00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E19 · Cowardly Lyin' Comedy

Cowardly Lyin'

Doug confesses to Carrie that he frequently lies or simply keeps the truth from her in order save himself from her infamous wrath.

01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E20 · Driving Reign Comedy

Driving Reign

Since Doug didn't want to write it, Carrie wrote Danny a letter of recommendation for IPS, and now Doug's job is on the line with Danny as his competition.

01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E21 · Clothes Encounter Comedy

Clothes Encounter

When Doug wants to bring an end to Carrie's addiction for pricey clothes, she devises a plan: wear the clothes once and then return them with the tags still on.

02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E22 · Queens'bro Bridge Comedy

Queens'bro Bridge

Doug sets up a meeting between Arthur and his half-brother, Skitch, with high hopes that Arthur will move in with Skitch and he and Carrie will be alone again.

02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E23 · Dog Shelter Comedy

Dog Shelter

Carrie inadvertently finds out that Doug's parents have replaced Doug's old dog over the years without telling him, but Doug thinks he's the original.

03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E10 · The Andrea Doria Comedy

The Andrea Doria

George is muscled out of a new apartment when a survivor of a shipwreck plays the pity card with the tenant board; Kramer takes dog medicine for a nasty cough.

03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E11 · The Little Jerry Comedy

The Little Jerry

Kramer gets a rooster as a pet and begins training him for cockfighting; George dates a convict from a woman's prison; Jerry regrets writing a bad check.

04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E13 · The Comeback Comedy

The Comeback

George struggles to invent the ultimate comeback to a quip made by one of his sarcastic co-workers; Elaine falls for a mysterious video rental clerk.

04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E14 · The Van Buren Boys Comedy

The Van Buren Boys

While interviewing candidates for The Susan Ross Scholarship, George runs into trouble with a street gang; Peterman decides to buy Kramer's life stories.

05:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S2 · E26 · Empty Nests Comedy

Empty Nests

The girls try to cheer-up their neighbor who is lonely after her daughter has left for college and her doctor husband is too busy.

05:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S3 · E1 · Old Friends Comedy

Old Friends

Sophia learns her new best friend's illness may cause him to forget they have ever met; Rose's beloved teddy bear is accidentally sold at Blanche's garage sale.

Morning

06:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S3 · E2 · One for the Money Comedy

One for the Money

The ladies remember all their failed businesses and get-rich-quick schemes when Sophia reveals her new business plans for finally attaining wealth.

06:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S3 · E3 · Bringing Up Baby Comedy

Bringing Up Baby

Rose inherits her deceased uncle's beloved pig and will get a $100,000 bonus if she will care for the beast until it meets its own death.

07:00 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S6 · E230 Interview

Nate Berkus joins Drew and Valerie Bertinelli to hit the news! Mikel Welch takes Drew and Ross through the maximalism trend.

07:30 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S6 · E231 Interview

Chris Appleton gives Drew and Valerie Bertinelli a gray hair makeover!

08:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S7 · E13 · Otis, the Deputy Comedy

Otis, the Deputy

Otis and Howard lend Andy a helping hand with some troublesome criminals by rescuing him from the bank robbing criminals' capture.

08:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S7 · E14 · Goober Makes History Comedy

Goober Makes History

The sudden growth of a beard during a fishing trip leads Goober to think he is an intellectual icon in Mayberry, which soon begin to aggravate neighbors.

09:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S7 · E15 · A New Doctor in Town Comedy

A New Doctor in Town

There is a new doctor in town, but none of the townsfolk want to be his patient because his young age could mean a lack of experience.

09:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S7 · E16 · Don't Miss a Good Bet Comedy

Don't Miss a Good Bet

The townspeople get excited over a treasure map that is coming to town and a stranger's promise to discover the Ross Raiders' treasure.

10:00 35m

M*A*S*H

S8 · E1 · Too Many Cooks Comedy

Too Many Cooks

A wounded soldier recuperating at the 4077 delights everyone with his gourmet cooking except Col. Potter, who is experiencing a crisis in his marriage.

10:35 35m

M*A*S*H

S8 · E2 · Are You Now, Margaret? Comedy

Are You Now, Margaret?

A congressional aide visits the 4077 to prove that Margaret is a communist sympathizer but tells her that he will forget it if she will play along.

11:10 35m

M*A*S*H

S8 · E3 · Guerilla My Dreams Comedy

Guerilla My Dreams

A wounded woman is brought to the 4077 for treatment but Hawkeye and an R.O.K. officer clash when the officer insists on questioning the woman.

11:45 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S18 · E18 · Patricia Drama

Patricia

After Newly proposes to the woman he's fallen in love with, he is stunned to learn that Doc Adams has diagnosed her with a rare and terminal blood disorder.

Daytime

12:50 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S18 · E17 · Shadler Drama

Shadler

After an accused criminal escapes from prison by masquerading as a priest, he runs into Newly in a small town that is being ravaged by disease.

13:55 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S18 · E19 · A Quiet Day in Dodge Drama ▶ Now

A Quiet Day in Dodge

After being on the road for two days straight, Matt little time to recover from the journey thanks to a series of mishaps and an argument with Kitty.

15:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S18 · E20 · Whelan's Men Drama

Whelan's Men

Kitty challenges the leader of an outlaw gang to a poker game with Dillon's life at stake while Marshal Dillon is away from Dodge City.

16:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S18 · E21 · Kimbro Drama

Kimbro

When Matt learns that his former mentor is now a drunkard, he tries to intervene by offering the ex-lawman a job as a temporary deputy in Dodge City.

17:00 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S2 · E4 · Mayberry Goes Bankrupt Comedy

Mayberry Goes Bankrupt

In evicting Frank Myers, the town learns he holds a bond worth more than what the city can pay and is held at his mercy until more information is uncovered.

17:36 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S2 · E5 · Barney on the Rebound Comedy

Barney on the Rebound

Barney is taken in on a scam when a beautiful newcomer and her "father" trap him into a breach of settlements, but Andy calls their bluff.

Tonight's Highlights

18:12 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S2 · E7 · Crime-Free Mayberry Comedy

Crime-Free Mayberry

Two crooks posing as FBI agents, congratulate Andy on a crime-free record, and crack the Mayberry Bank's vault, but not without the sheriff's suspicions.

18:48 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S2 · E8 · The Perfect Female Comedy

The Perfect Female

Andy and Thelma Lou's beautiful cousin hit it off until she shows Andy she is not delicate and causes Andy to admit the error of his ways.

19:24 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S2 · E9 · Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter Comedy

Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter

Aunt Bee falls for a traveling handyman whose intentions are not honorable, but before things get out of hand, Andy has a conversation with him.

20:00 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E16 · Diamonds Comedy

Diamonds

When Ray learns that his wife's ring has a fake diamond, he tries to secretly replace it, but learns that she has already done so.

20:35 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E17 · The Game Comedy

The Game

Arguments erupt over a board game after the cable goes out, and Ray discovers that his father hooked up the illegal connection.

21:10 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E18 · Recovering Pessimist Comedy

Recovering Pessimist

After he wins a writing award, Debra convinces Ray to be more upbeat, but when he does so, his family accuses him of being self-centered.

21:45 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E19 · The Dog Comedy

The Dog

Raymond finds a dog that looks like the one he and Robert had as kids, but he doesn't expect the real owner to be looking for it or that it's a valuable stud.

22:20 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E20 · Neighbors Comedy

Neighbors

When his noisy and nosy parents irritate the neighbors, they demand a meeting with Raymond to find a solution to the problem.

22:55 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E21 · Fascinatin' Debra Comedy

Fascinatin' Debra

When a local radio host comes to interview Debra, he finds her family far more interesting and ignores her, much to her consternation.

23:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E22 · Why Are We Here? Comedy

Why Are We Here?

A flashback episode explores the time when Ray and Debra learned they were having twins, and why they live across the street from his parents.

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