Comedy Central TV Guide — Thursday, 9 July 2026

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for Thursday, 9 July 2026. 47 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 35m

The Daily Show

S31 · E71 · June 8, 2026 Comedy

June 8, 2026

Jon Stewart sits down with actor and activist Jane Fonda to discuss Committee for the First Amendment's "Rise Up, Sing Out: A Concert for the First Amendment."

00:35 27m

Family Guy

S17 · E11 · Trump Guy Comedy

Trump Guy

Peter is given the position of the next White House Press Secretary and the Griffin family gets ready to make a move to Washington, D.C.

01:02 28m

Family Guy

S17 · E12 · Bri, Robot Comedy

Bri, Robot

Brain becomes concerned about the legacy that he could leave behind and Stewie creates a robotic duplicate to serve as a living biography.

01:30 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E13 · Trans-Fat Comedy

Trans-Fat

Peter faces an unexpected event and important lesson after he is inadvertently identified as a transgender person.

02:00 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E15 · No Giggity, No Doubt Comedy

No Giggity, No Doubt

Quagmire finds his daughter at the high school prom he was chaperoning and surprises the gang when he decides to take his role as a father seriously.

02:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E14 · Pip Comedy

Pip

Pip meets Estella when he gets a job at the Havesham Estate and is given a chance to go to London, where she plans to use his tears for an evil scheme.

03:00 30m

South Park

S5 · E1 · It Hits the Fan Comedy

It Hits the Fan

The distinct utterance of a profane word on a popular television program heralds the arrival of the conservative Knights of Standards and Practices.

03:30 30m

South Park

S5 · E5 · Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow Comedy

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

In the grand tradition of Wham UK, popular Canadian superstars Terrance and Phillip decide to break up because of creative differences between them.

04:00 30m

South Park

S5 · E6 · Cartmanland Comedy

Cartmanland

Eric Cartman inherits one million dollars, and with his newfound profits, spoils himself in a lifelong dream, in which he buys his own amusement park.

04:30 30m

South Park

S5 · E7 · Proper Condom Use Comedy

Proper Condom Use

Because of Stan's behavior, the children of South Park are forced to endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik.

05:00 30m

South Park

S5 · E8 · Towelie Comedy

Towelie

The government suddenly seizes the boys' new video game system when they encounter Towelie, a genetically engineered towel that gets power from drugs.

05:30 30m

South Park

S5 · E9 · Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants Comedy

Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Cartman and the boys find themselves being held captive by Osama Bin Laden while trying to return a goat to a group of impoverished Afghani children.

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S5 · E10 · How to Eat with Your Butt Comedy

How to Eat with Your Butt

Cartman loses his sense of humor after pulling the ultimate prank with Kenny's cheeky school photo; Butters is grounded for his unacceptable behavior.

06:30 30m

South Park

S5 · E11 · The Entity Comedy

The Entity

Mr. Garrison gets sick of the airline industry's long lines and constantly delayed flights, so he decides to build his own transportation device.

07:00 30m

South Park

S5 · E12 · Here Comes the Neighborhood Comedy

Here Comes the Neighborhood

An influx of wealthy African-Americans worries the middle-class citizens of the town; Token moves into the zoo after being shunned by both rich and poor kids.

07:30 30m

South Park

S5 · E13 · Kenny Dies Comedy

Kenny Dies

Cartman pleads with United States Congress to make his potentially life-saving stem-cell research legal, as Kenny struggles through a terminal illness.

08:00 30m

South Park

S5 · E14 · Butters' Very Own Episode Comedy

Butters' Very Own Episode

A marital dispute between Butters' parents leads them to try and rid themselves of Butters and to create a support group for notable murder suspects.

08:30 30m

South Park

S6 · E3 · Freak Strike Comedy

Freak Strike

The boys sign Butters up for a talk show in order to get a prize, but when they learn that it can't be shared, Cartman takes matters into his own hands.

09:00 30m

South Park

S6 · E1 · Jared Has Aides Comedy

Jared Has Aides

Inspired by a corporate spokesman's phenomenal weight loss, the boys hatch a plan to get free food from their favorite restaurant by fattening Butters up.

09:30 30m

South Park

S6 · E2 · Asspen Comedy

Asspen

Dreams of a free vacation to Aspen turn into living nightmares when the parents are sucked into a condo presentation and the kids cope with ski challengers.

10:00 30m

South Park

S6 · E5 · The Terrance & Phillip Movie Trailer Comedy

The Terrance & Phillip Movie Trailer

The boys, excited about the Terrance and Phillip film, sit in front of the TV to catch a glimpse of the movie by watching the trailer during a commercial break.

10:30 30m

South Park

S6 · E4 · Fun with Veal Comedy

Fun with Veal

The boys take a field trip to a local slaughterhouse in South Park, where they discover the origins of veal; Stan battles a life-threatening illness.

11:00 30m

South Park

S6 · E7 · The Simpsons Already Did It Comedy

The Simpsons Already Did It

As Professor Chaos, Butters develops a series of schemes to wreak havoc on South Park, but he discovers that the Simpsons already carried out the plots.

11:30 30m

South Park

S6 · E8 · Red Hot Catholic Love Comedy

Red Hot Catholic Love

Father Maxi heads to the Vatican to attend a conference on the recent troubles faced by the Catholic Church; the townspeople find an innovative way to eat food.

Daytime

12:00 30m

South Park

S6 · E9 · Free Hat Comedy

Free Hat

While trying to prevent Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from revising "Raiders of the Lost Ark," the boys inadvertently free a serial killer.

12:30 30m

South Park

S6 · E10 · Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society Comedy

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

Bebe begins to consider breast reduction surgery after realizing her blossoming womanhood is igniting primal emotions within her male classmates.

13:00 30m

South Park

S6 · E11 · Child Abduction Is Not Funny Comedy

Child Abduction Is Not Funny

In an attempt to keep their children safe from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park to surround the city.

13:30 30m

South Park

S6 · E12 · A Ladder to Heaven Comedy

A Ladder to Heaven

Stan, Kyle and Cartman become media darlings when they attempt to construct a ladder to heaven in hope of asking Kenny about a winning contest ticket.

14:00 30m

South Park

S6 · E13 · The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers Comedy

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

The boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders.

14:30 30m

South Park

S6 · E14 · The Death Camp of Tolerance Comedy

The Death Camp of Tolerance

The boys are sentenced to Tolerance Camp after they complain about Mr. Garrison's scheme to use his gay lifestyle to get fired from teaching the fourth grade.

15:00 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E11 · The Chinese Restaurant Comedy

The Chinese Restaurant

Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before seeing "Plan 9 From Outer Space," but circumstances at the eatery make them miss the movie.

15:30 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E12 · The Busboy Comedy

The Busboy

George inadvertently gets a busboy fired, and after attempting to rectify the circumstances, he winds up compounding them by losing the busboy's cat.

16:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E1 · The Note Comedy

The Note

Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with the therapist leads to a misunderstanding; Jerry uses a dentist note to cover his therapy.

16:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E2 · The Truth Comedy

The Truth

George's relationship with a former IRS worker may ease Jerry's tax audit worries, until she becomes his former girlfriend; Kramer is dating Elaine's roommate.

17:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E3 · The Pen Comedy

The Pen

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a trip to Florida to visit his parents after a back breaking sofa bed and the disposition of a pen that writes upside-down.

17:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E4 · The Dog Comedy

The Dog

Jerry is forced to watch an unruly dog for a fellow airline passenger who is sick in a Chicago hospital; Kramer tries breaking up with his girlfriend.

Evening

18:00 30m

The Office

S6 · E8 · Koi Pond Comedy

Koi Pond

The staff plans a haunted house for local children; Michael falls into a koi pond during a business meeting; Pam and Andy try cold calling to improve sales.

18:30 30m

The Office

S6 · E9 · Double Date Comedy

Double Date

After much pleading, Michael finally convinces Jim and Pam to go out on a date with him and the latter's mother; Dwight performs benevolent deeds.

19:00 30m

The Office

S6 · E10 · Murder Comedy

Murder

Michael hears troubling rumors about Dunder Mifflin and makes everyone think he has gone insane; Andy confronts his own awkwardness.

19:30 30m

The Office

S6 · E11 · Shareholder Meeting Comedy

Shareholder Meeting

Michael gets honored on stage at the shareholder meeting, and he brings along Andy, Dwight, and Oscar; Jim has a hard time getting Ryan to do any work.

20:00 35m

The Office

S6 · E12 · Scott's Tots Comedy

Scott's Tots

Michael comes to the realization that he can't keep a promise to a group of kids; Jim starts an employee of the month program to boost morale.

20:35 35m

The Office

S6 · E13 · Secret Santa Comedy

Secret Santa

Michael is outraged after Jim lets Phyllis take the role of Santa at the office party; Jim and Dwight work to promote the holiday spirit; Oscar has a crush.

21:10 35m

The Office

S6 · E14 · The Banker Comedy

The Banker

A potential buyer comes in, and Michael, Dwight, Andy and Pam attempt to impress him with their high profile contacts; Michael reminisces on memorable moments.

21:45 35m

The Office

S6 · E15 · Sabre Comedy

Sabre

Michael struggles with the new policies that are put into place; Pam and Jim interview for a daycare; Andy and Erin write a welcome song.

22:20 35m

The Office

S6 · E16 · Manager and Salesman Comedy

Manager and Salesman

The Sabre CEO visits Scranton, where she decides that either Michael or Jim must go back to being a salesman; Andy's Valentine's Day plans backfire.

22:55 35m

The Office

S6 · E17 · The Delivery, Part 1 Comedy

The Delivery, Part 1

Pam's contractions start but she and Jim are determined to wait it out so that they can have more time together, and the rest of the office tries distractions.

23:30 30m

The Office

S6 · E18 · The Delivery, Part 2 Comedy

The Delivery, Part 2

Michael waits anxiously for the birth of Pam and Jim's child; back at the office, Erin makes Andy feel jealous after having lunch with a coworker.