Comedy Central TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for today. 47 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 35m

The Daily Show

S31 · E82 · July 7, 2026 Comedy

July 7, 2026

Contributors join the host to conduct intimate interviews and discuss current events in politics, pop culture, entertainment, sports and more.

00:35 27m

Family Guy

S17 · E20 · Adam West High Comedy

Adam West High

Brain feels empowered to run for mayor of Quahog after a successful proposal, but the race heats up with Quagmire decides to run his own campaign.

01:02 28m

Family Guy

S18 · E1 · Yacht Rocky Comedy

Yacht Rocky

In the hopes of quelling Peter's nerves about possibly losing his job, the family embarks on a Yacht Rock cruise that soon turns into a chaotic event.

01:30 30m

Family Guy

S18 · E2 · Bri-Da Comedy

Bri-Da

Peter and his friends wear Joe's police-issue body cams so they can remember their brilliant drunken ideas; Quagmire confronts a starting family development.

02:00 30m

Family Guy

S18 · E3 · Absolutely Babulous Comedy

Absolutely Babulous

Stewie questions the integrity of his achievements after he is given a participation award; Peter must fix the harm done from an argument he caused.

02:30 30m

South Park

S2 · E16 · Merry Christmas Charlie Manson Comedy

Merry Christmas Charlie Manson

This holiday season, the gang has Christmas with Cartman's family, where they meet up with Charles Manson, who has just broken out of prison.

03:00 30m

South Park

S2 · E17 · Gnomes Comedy

Gnomes

A jittery new classmate is assigned to help the boys draft a school report, but the boy seems more concerned with the theft of his underpants.

03:30 30m

South Park

S3 · E1 · Rainforest Shmainforest Comedy

Rainforest Shmainforest

Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by making them join an environmentalist choir tour, in which they travel to Costa Rica to try and save the rainforest.

04:00 30m

South Park

S3 · E2 · Spontaneous Combustion Comedy

Spontaneous Combustion

The mayor asks Stan's dad to discover why people in the town are randomly bursting into flames; Cartman faces a harrowing, three-day ordeal.

04:30 30m

South Park

S3 · E5 · Tweek vs. Craig Comedy

Tweek vs. Craig

Stan, Kyle and Cartman attempt to determine whether Tweek or Craig is tougher by convincing the two boys to have a fight after school.

05:00 30m

South Park

S3 · E4 · Jakovasaurs Comedy

Jakovasaurs

Cartman's newfound prehistoric pal irritates the heck out of the citizens of South Park; Ned copes with the loss of his electronic voice box.

05:30 30m

South Park

S3 · E6 · Sexual Harassment Panda Comedy

Sexual Harassment Panda

The school district goes broke after Cartman and Kyle's dad's sexual harassment lawsuit against Stan leads everyone in the school to get litigious.

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S3 · E7 · Cat Orgy Comedy

Cat Orgy

Cartman wages war against Stan's sister after she is hired to babysit him on the night of a freak meteor shower; the family cat goes into heat.

06:30 30m

South Park

S3 · E8 · Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub Comedy

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

A hot tub allows Gerald and Randy's latent homosexual tendencies to bubble to the surface; Stan is forced to spend time with unpopular students.

07:00 30m

South Park

S3 · E9 · Jewbilee Comedy

Jewbilee

Kenny, Kyle and Ike suddenly encounter the soap sculpture-obsessed spirit of Moses while attending at a boy scout-like camp for Jewish children.

07:30 30m

South Park

S3 · E11 · Chinpokomon Comedy

Chinpokomon

When the kids of South Park discover a popular Japanese toy, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny attempt to persuade their parents into buying them their own.

08:00 30m

South Park

S3 · E12 · Hooked on Monkey Fonics Comedy

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

The boys meet a pair of home-schooled kids at the town spelling bee and open their eyes to a wider world that is more dangerous than they imagined.

08:30 30m

South Park

S3 · E14 · The Red Badge of Gayness Comedy

The Red Badge of Gayness

Stan's grandfather holds the key to defeating the Southern forces after Cartman uses schnapps to transform a military re-enactment into a second Civil War.

09:00 30m

South Park

S3 · E17 · The Brown Noise Comedy

The Brown Noise

The boys travels with their class to the first-ever "Worldwide Recorder Concert" in Arkansas, where Mr. Garrison is forced to confront demons.

09:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E2 · Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 Comedy

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

Cartman is suddenly sentenced to decades in juvenile hall after the FBI registers his "friendly" attack on Token as a racially-motivated hate crime.

10:00 35m

South Park

S4 · E1 · The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 Comedy

The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

When Cartman receives two dollars from the Tooth Fairy, the boys devise a plan to stick as many teeth as they can fit under Cartman's pillow.

10:35 35m

South Park

S4 · E4 · Quintuplets 2000 Comedy

Quintuplets 2000

The boys discover a family of 8-year-old quintuplets from Romania, who perform gymnastics and end up staying in the Marsh's home, where they are loved.

11:10 35m

South Park

S4 · E3 · Timmy! 2000 Comedy

Timmy! 2000

Cartman and the gang fake having ADD after realizing a handicapped student, misdiagnosed with the disease, is getting assigned less homework.

11:45 30m

South Park

S4 · E5 · Cartman Joins NAMBLA Comedy

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Cartman meets up with an entire room of older devotees as a result of looking for new friends on the Internet; Kenny learns his mother is pregnant.

Daytime

12:15 35m

South Park

S4 · E6 · Cherokee Hair Tampons Comedy

Cherokee Hair Tampons

Kyle's kidney transplant is drastically hindered by Cartman's continuous selfishness and by a craze for new age medicine that is sweeping the town.

12:50 35m

South Park

S4 · E7 · Chef Goes Nanners Comedy

Chef Goes Nanners

Chef suddenly declares that South Park's town flag is racist, leading Cartman and Wendy to take his side, while Stan and Kyle oppose his claim.

13:25 35m

South Park

S4 · E8 · Something You Can Do with Your Finger Comedy

Something You Can Do with Your Finger

The boys start a popular boy band and land a gig at South Park's mall, but they run into problems when Randy Marsh won't allow Stan to participate.

14:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E9 · Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? Comedy

Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

The boys begin to fear for Timmy's eternal soul after hearing Priest Maxi's fire and brimstone sermon about the importance of confessing sins.

14:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E10 · Probably Comedy

Probably

Cartman finally reveals the true motivation behind his flourishing religious movement; Satan devises a strange plan to reconcile with Saddam.

15:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E11 · Fourth Grade Comedy

Fourth Grade

The boys hope a machine built by two Star Trek nerds will allow them to travel in time back to the third grade; Mr. Garrison makes a shocking announcement.

15:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E12 · Trapper Keeper Comedy

Trapper Keeper

Cartman buys a brand new trapper keeper for school, which blows Kyle's notebook out of the water, but a stranger announces that it will take over the world.

16:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E13 · Helen Keller! The Musical Comedy

Helen Keller! The Musical

Timmy heroically battles to save his beloved turkey from being sent to a brutal slaughterhouse; the kids try to out-dazzle the kindergarteners.

16:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E15 · Fat Camp Comedy ▶ Now

Fat Camp

Kenny's outlandish stunts make him a reality television sensation; Cartman starts a snack black market at a weight loss camp for overweight children.

17:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E16 · The Wacky Molestation Adventure Comedy

The Wacky Molestation Adventure

Kyle begins to make baseless accusations about his parents' sexual proclivities after they forbid him to attend an upcoming hardcore rock concert.

17:30 30m

South Park

S5 · E4 · Scott Tenorman Must Die Comedy

Scott Tenorman Must Die

After being repeatedly fooled by a mean, older boy, Cartman hatches a devious revenge scheme that catches his friends and enemies by surprise.

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E11 · Trump Guy Comedy

Trump Guy

Peter is given the position of the next White House Press Secretary and the Griffin family gets ready to make a move to Washington, D.C.

18:30 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E12 · Bri, Robot Comedy

Bri, Robot

Brain becomes concerned about the legacy that he could leave behind and Stewie creates a robotic duplicate to serve as a living biography.

19:00 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E13 · Trans-Fat Comedy

Trans-Fat

Peter faces an unexpected event and important lesson after he is inadvertently identified as a transgender person.

19:30 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E15 · No Giggity, No Doubt Comedy

No Giggity, No Doubt

Quagmire finds his daughter at the high school prom he was chaperoning and surprises the gang when he decides to take his role as a father seriously.

20:00 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E16 · You Can't Handle the Booth Comedy

You Can't Handle the Booth

The Griffin family offers their own special commentary for an episode of "Family Guy" and provides little-known facts about Peter and Lois' drama.

20:30 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E19 · Island Adventure Comedy

Island Adventure

Stewie and Brian search in a giant mass of floating trash for Stewie's beloved big wheel tricycle; Lois helps Quagmire find greater success in the dating scene.

21:00 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E18 · Throw It Away Comedy

Throw It Away

Lois finishes reading a book on decluttering and proposes a challenge to the family to remove anything from the house that fails to spark joy.

21:30 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E19 · Girl, Internetted Comedy

Girl, Internetted

Meg and Peter join forces to expand her base and produce additional content when she becomes an internet sensation; Stewie and Brian enjoy a new car.

22:00 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E20 · Adam West High Comedy

Adam West High

Brain feels empowered to run for mayor of Quahog after a successful proposal, but the race heats up with Quagmire decides to run his own campaign.

22:30 30m

Family Guy

S18 · E1 · Yacht Rocky Comedy

Yacht Rocky

In the hopes of quelling Peter's nerves about possibly losing his job, the family embarks on a Yacht Rock cruise that soon turns into a chaotic event.

23:00 30m

Family Guy

S18 · E2 · Bri-Da Comedy

Bri-Da

Peter and his friends wear Joe's police-issue body cams so they can remember their brilliant drunken ideas; Quagmire confronts a starting family development.

23:30 30m

Family Guy

S18 · E3 · Absolutely Babulous Comedy

Absolutely Babulous

Stewie questions the integrity of his achievements after he is given a participation award; Peter must fix the harm done from an argument he caused.