E! TV Guide — Monday, 13 July 2026

Browse the full E! TV guide for Monday, 13 July 2026. 29 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 2h 30m

Ocean's Thirteen

Crime, Thriller Film ★ 6.7

When one of his close friends is betrayed in a business deal by a Vegas kingpin, Danny Ocean gathers the group and puts a plan together to exact revenge.

★ Cast & Info

02:30 2h 30m

Profile

Thriller, Drama, Mystery Film ★ 7.0

A British journalist goes undercover to expose a terrorist recruiter only to begin to fall for both his extremist ideology and the man himself.

★ Cast & Info

05:00 2h

Land

Drama Film ★ 6.8

A grieving woman starts a new life in the Rocky Mountains, and after a near-death experience, she receives help from a local hunter.

★ Cast & Info

Morning

07:00 2h

Boogie

Comedy, Drama Film ★ 5.9

Alfred "Boogie" Chin, a basketball legend living in Queens, N.Y., dreams of one day playing in the NBA, but Boogie must find a way to navigate high school.

★ Cast & Info

09:00 3h

Champions

Comedy Film ★ 7.0

Problems ensue when a former basketball coach is sentenced to serve as a coach for basketball players with disabilities per the court.

★ Cast & Info

Daytime

12:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E20 · Bazinga! That's From a TV Show Comedy

Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

Alan and Walden find themselves caught in the crossfire when Jake slips up and ends up cheating on his older girlfriend with her 18-year-old daughter.

12:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E21 · Another Night with Neil Diamond Comedy

Another Night with Neil Diamond

Alan has trouble coping after Lyndsey decides to end their relationship and Walden, in an effort to cheer him up, will do whatever it takes.

13:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E22 · My Bodacious Vidalia Comedy

My Bodacious Vidalia

Walden takes some time to encourage a depressed Alan to update his fashion sense and start dating other women again now that his breakup is over.

13:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E23 · Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped Comedy

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Walden begins to date a beautiful 22-year-old woman, but eventually finds himself more interested in her grandmother; Alan and Jake go on a bonding trip.

14:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E1 · Nangnangnangnang Comedy

Nangnangnangnang

Alan is surprised when Charlie's adult daughter, who is very similar to her father, shows up at the beach house to connect with what is left of her family.

14:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E2 · I Think I Banged Lucille Ball Comedy

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her boyfriend when Walden begins to feel cramped in his own house; Alan becomes the "other man" in Lyndsey's relationship.

15:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E3 · This Unblessed Biscuit Comedy

This Unblessed Biscuit

After Berta injures her back while on the job cleaning the house, a concerned Walden and Alan begin to discuss the possibility of retirement with her.

15:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E4 · Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank Comedy

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Walden finds himself going out and partying with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship is put into peril.

16:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E5 · Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 Comedy

Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Alan makes friends with Lyndsey's boyfriend in an effort to find out what he has that Alan doesn't; Walden helps Jenny be more proactive with her acting career.

16:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E6 · Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants Comedy

Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants

After learning of his connection to Lynda Carter, Alan asks Walden to set the two of them up on a date, leading Walden to invite her to their house for dinner.

17:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E7 · Some Kind Of Lesbian Zombie Comedy

Some Kind Of Lesbian Zombie

Walden and Alan both find dates with two ideal women, until jealousy begins to ruin their plans.

17:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E8 · Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. Comedy

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

Alan and Lindsey's continued affair winds up endangering Walden's life, which forces him to turn to Rose for assistance.

Evening

18:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E9 · Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer Comedy

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Walden goes on a longer-than-expected date with an accident-prone model; Alan dates a woman who quickly shares surprising personal information with him.

18:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E10 · On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer! Comedy

On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!

Jenny goes to Walden for help getting a second date; Alan's girlfriend's ex-wife begins to hit on him; Jake gives Alan a Japanese delicacy for Christmas.

19:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E11 · Tazed in the Lady Nuts Comedy

Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Walden joins a beautiful former employee on an ingenious new project; Alan advises Jenny to be open with her girlfriend or risk ruining their relationship.

19:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E12 · Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. Comedy

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Alan allows Lyndsey's boyfriend to set him up on a blind date; Walden offers his help to Nicole's software project so that she will then have time to date him.

20:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E13 · Bite Me, Supreme Court Comedy

Bite Me, Supreme Court

Marty proposes to Evelyn, leading Alan and Walden to throw him a bachelor party with a group of his old friends to celebrate the occasion.

20:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E14 · Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe Comedy

Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

Alan learns that Lyndsey has broken up with Larry, but failed to actually let him know yet; Walden grows determined to prove that he's a manly man.

21:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E15 · Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin Comedy

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Alan provides Lyndsey with the opportunity to choose between him and Larry; Jenny begins to fear that she and Brooke are no longer as close as they used to be.

21:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E16 · How to Get Rid of Alan Harper Comedy

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Walden suspects that his new girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan makes things more complicated with Lynsey and Larry when he begins dating Larry's sister.

22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E17 · Welcome Home, Jake Comedy

Welcome Home, Jake

Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister, Gretchen; Walden struggles with his efforts to tell Barry to find his own place.

22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E18 · West Side Story Comedy

West Side Story

Walden is given an invitation to the grand opening of his ex-girlfriend's boutique, while Gretchen decides that she would like to spend more time at Alan's.

23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E19 · Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang Comedy

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

Walden reconnects with Kate but also begins to feel a deep attachment to another woman he meets; Alan and Gretchen grow closer to one another.

23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S11 · E20 · Lotta Delis in Little Armenia Comedy

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Alan discovers an opportunity that could help him make some extra money; Walden is forced to come to terms with his co-dependency issues.

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Morning

Daytime

Evening

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