Cozi TV TV Guide — Monday, 13 July 2026

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for Monday, 13 July 2026. 43 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E23 · Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Comedy

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Evelyn demands that Jake spend an evening with her; at a bar, Charlie and Alan drown their fears of how an evening with Evelyn will impact Jake.

00:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E24 · Does This Smell Funny to You? Comedy

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Unbeknownst to Charlie, his latest fling is the trophy wife of a now-irate old man; Jake recounts his adult-themed weekend to his classmates.

01:00 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

S1 · E4 · Elliot and Victoria's Secret Comedy

Elliot and Victoria's Secret

Kathy's father tells Jeff a secret about his past while the two are on a fishing trip; Russ and Walt do a repair job at a lingerie store.

01:30 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

S1 · E5 · A Womb with a View Comedy

A Womb with a View

A video of Karen giving birth ends up on the school's tape exchange; Jeff was accused of shoddy workmanship by the director of Matt's gifted program.

02:00 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

S1 · E6 · With Two You Get Cow's Milk Comedy

With Two You Get Cow's Milk

Jeff and Elliot team up for a Halloween scavenger hunt and search for a glass of milk, straight from a cow.

02:30 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

S1 · E7 · Jeff & Ray & Rascal's Big Adventure Comedy

Jeff & Ray & Rascal's Big Adventure

Jeff has a hard time when he is left in charge of Elliot's dog, whom Karen is usually the primary caregiver.

03:00 30m

The Munsters

S2 · E19 · The Most Beautiful Ghoul in the World Comedy

The Most Beautiful Ghoul in the World

The Munsters find out they have inherited ten thousand dollars, so Herman and Grandpa decide to spend half of their inheritance on an invention.

03:30 30m

The Munsters

S2 · E20 · Grandpa's Lost Wife Comedy

Grandpa's Lost Wife

The Munsters learn of a woman from Sioux City, Iowa, has placed an advertising in which she is asking to be reunited with her long-lost husband.

04:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

04:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

05:00 1h

Murdoch Mysteries

S16 · E17 · The Ballad of Gentleman Jones Drama

The Ballad of Gentleman Jones

Detective Murdoch and Detective Watts are on the hunt for a killer who is targeting the homeless; in order to catch the murderer, the duo go undercover.

Morning

07:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S2 · E18 · To Bind the Wounds Drama

To Bind the Wounds

Jonathan and Mark help a man as he tries to convince the rest of his town to commemorate the ultimate sacrifice his son had made in the war.

08:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S2 · E19 · Heaven on Earth Drama

Heaven on Earth

An unusual assignment requires that Jonathan comfort his own depressed widow, who is longing to see her daughter and family once again.

09:00 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S3 · E5 · Dream Girl Comedy

Dream Girl

When Malcolm meets a kind woman, who enjoys cooking, Eddie meets a lady with a bad-girl reputation, but they are shocked over a secret in their new romances.

09:30 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S3 · E9 · Requiem for a Lightweight Comedy

Requiem for a Lightweight

When Eddie's old rivalry with an ex-con resurfaces, Malcolm suggests the two men finally settle their differences by fighting in the boxing ring.

10:00 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S4 · E11 · Going, Going, Gone Comedy

Going, Going, Gone

Regina enlists Steve and Cedric to participate in a bachelor auction for charity, while Romeo and Bullethead get the chance to read the morning announcements.

10:30 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S4 · E9 · Y2K Comedy

Y2K

New Year's Eve plans fail for both Steve and Regina, while Cedric fears Y2K problems; Romeo realizes that he was asked to a party under false pretenses.

11:00 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S5 · E13 · Getting Personal Comedy

Getting Personal

After Mark plays a prank on Vanessa, she decides to test his love for her by placing a personal ad in the paper and asking him to figure out which ad is hers.

11:30 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S1 · E1 · The Presentation Comedy

The Presentation

Mark comes up with a creative method of dealing with his unruly students after taking a job as a substitute teacher at his old high school.

Daytime

12:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E11 · Rash to Judgment Comedy

Rash to Judgment

Fran gets tickets to singer Michael Bolton's CD launch party and asks Maxwell out for their second date, but she gets a rash the same day.

12:30 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E12 · One False Mole and You're Dead Comedy

One False Mole and You're Dead

Fran loses Maxwell's trust when she discovers that a popular actress' famous beauty mark is not real and proceeds to alert a local entertainment reporter.

13:00 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E23 · Fathers and Daughters Comedy

Fathers and Daughters

Roseanne attempts to forge a closer bond with Darlene by watching basketball with her while Dan tries to do the same with Becky by going shopping with her.

13:30 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E24 · Happy Birthday Comedy

Happy Birthday

Dan decides to build Roseanne an office for her birthday so that she will finally have a place to work, but soon after she is stricken with writer's block.

14:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E1 · The Test Comedy

The Test

Roseanne thinks that she is pregnant again and gathers the family together, but things go bad when the family voices their unwanted opinions.

14:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E2 · Friends and Relatives Comedy

Friends and Relatives

Dan has never had a problem with lending money to Arnie but is forced to ask his own family for a loan when a situation comes up and Arnie can't pay him back.

15:00 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E15 · A Funeral Brings George to his Niece Comedy

A Funeral Brings George to his Niece

George is left in charge of his spoiled niece and her multi-million dollar inheritance after Angie's sister-in-law suddenly passes away.

15:30 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E16 · George Gets Caught in a Powers Play Comedy

George Gets Caught in a Powers Play

George attempts to teach his niece the value of working hard by putting her to work at the factory, but she uses her feminine charm to get everything she wants.

16:00 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E17 · George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother Comedy

George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother

Angie's estranged brother comes to the Lopez home looking to make amends with his daughter, but George begins to think that a scheme is in the works.

16:30 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E18 · George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light Comedy

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

George attempts to assist his friend Ernie in losing some extra pounds before his bosses decide to have him fired for being overweight.

17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E12 · Grime and Punishment Comedy

Grime and Punishment

Al starts charging rent so Bud demands that he fix the basement and when he refuses, Bud calls the health inspector who declares Al a slumlord.

17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E13 · T*R*A*S*H Comedy

T*R*A*S*H

Al and Griff join the Army in order to receive regular meals, but while in the service they end up having to help settle a garbage strike.

Evening

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E14 · Breaking up Is Easy To Do, Part 1 Comedy

Breaking up Is Easy To Do, Part 1

Peg and Al see a marriage counselor but end up breaking up after their visit, and Kelly must learn how to box for a role in a movie.

18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E15 · Breaking up Is Easy To Do, Part 2 Comedy

Breaking up Is Easy To Do, Part 2

After their break up, Al moves into a room by the airport and he learns Peggy has found a new man after spying on her at a singles bar.

19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E16 · Breaking up Is Easy To Do, Part 3 Comedy

Breaking up Is Easy To Do, Part 3

Neither Bud nor Kelly can honestly approve when they learn that Peggy's boyfriend would force them to work if he and Peggy were to get married.

19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E17 · Live Nude Peg Comedy

Live Nude Peg

A disguised Peggy begins performing at a local strip club, and Al falls in love with her character, not knowing that it is really Peggy.

20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E10 · Raygin' Bulls Comedy

Raygin' Bulls

While Doug spends a night on the town with Ray Barone, Carrie accompanies Arthur to his mother's grave and is surprised by what she finds there.

20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E19 · Ice Cubed Comedy

Ice Cubed

Carrie is wracked by guilt over a checkout error after she becomes stranded inside a church during a snowstorm; Doug gives in-law advice to a stranger.

21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E17 · Wish Boned Comedy

Wish Boned

Arthur tests the limits of Doug's patience while traveling to St. Louis for the NCAA Final Four playoffs; Carrie gets an unexpected visitor.

21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E22 · Buy Curious Comedy

Buy Curious

Doug and Carrie compete against Lou Ferrigno for the rights to purchase their deceased neighbor's home; Arthur worries about his new medication's side effects.

22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E3 · Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt Comedy

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Alan and Lyndsey start to feel bored with their love life, so the two make an effort to try and spice things up in the bedroom with new bedroom antics.

22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E4 · You Do Know What the Lollipop is For Comedy

You Do Know What the Lollipop is For

Walden meets his friend's attractive daughter and realizes he's not as young as he once was; Jake arrives home from the army to visit his father.

23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E5 · That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam Comedy

That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

The deceptively adorable Rose sets her sights on the naïve Walden, when he foolishly decides to ignore Alan's numerous warning by agreeing to date her.

23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E6 · Ferrets, Attack! Comedy

Ferrets, Attack!

Walden faces a difficult choice when he must come to terms in deciding whether he's going to start a new relationship with Rose or go back to Zoey.