Cozi TV TV Guide — Thursday, 9 July 2026

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for Thursday, 9 July 2026. 44 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E17 · George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line Comedy

George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line

Fearing that his son may be headed down the wrong path, George makes him work at the factory to learn a lesson about education.

00:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E18 · George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia Comedy

George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia

George is asked to make some major changes after a new owner takes over Power Aviation; Benny's long-lost lover returns.

01:00 30m

George Lopez

S1 · E1 · Prototype Comedy

Prototype

A well-liked employee of an airplane parts factory receives the honor of being the first person to be promoted from the assembly line to manager.

01:30 30m

George Lopez

S1 · E2 · Curious George Comedy

Curious George

George meets Carmen's first boyfriend when she brings him home and instantly wants to know more about him, sending Max to spy on the couple.

02:00 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E13 · Bingo Comedy

Bingo

Roseanne reluctantly goes with Crystal to play bingo, but after winning $50 she gets hooked on the game and leaves Dan and the kids to look after the baby.

02:30 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E14 · The Bowling Show Comedy

The Bowling Show

Dan and Arnie are on the worst bowling team in the league, but when they start making progress to get out of last place, unexpected competition arises.

03:00 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E17 · The Will Comedy

The Will

Fran begins to believe that Maxwell is close to death after she discovers that she has been added to his will; one of Grace's friends has a crush on Brighton.

03:30 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E18 · The Nanny Behind the Man Comedy

The Nanny Behind the Man

Maxwell attempts to obtain the rights to a legendary playwright's most recent work by setting him up with Fran's grandmother Yetta.

04:00 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E19 · A Fine Friendship Comedy

A Fine Friendship

Fran strikes up a platonic friendship with the male nanny of one of Grace's friends, but problems arise when Fran's new friend makes a move on her.

04:30 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E20 · Lamb Chop's on the Menu Comedy

Lamb Chop's on the Menu

C.C. attempts to venture into feature films by securing the rights to make a film about puppeteer Shari Lewis and her puppet Lamb Chop.

05:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

05:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

Morning

07:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S2 · E10 · The Monster: Part 1 Drama

The Monster: Part 1

Jonathan and Mark's new task is uniting a young blind woman with a blemished artist in order to aid the two individuals as their search for love.

08:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S2 · E11 · The Monster: Part 2 Drama

The Monster: Part 2

Scotty becomes very nervous and is forced to cope with a lot of pressure when Julian is accused of a serious crime and put on trial.

09:00 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S3 · E3 · Silenced Partner Comedy

Silenced Partner

Using Malcolm's funds, the guys open a club, but when Eddie tries making decisions, Malcolm has leverage to get his way, causing Eddie to seek shared ownership.

09:30 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S3 · E4 · Twisted Sisters Comedy

Twisted Sisters

During the club's annual Halloween costume party, everyone performs practical jokes on one another, and Malcolm and Eddie meet two aspiring fashion models.

10:00 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S4 · E7 · My Whole Left Side Comedy

My Whole Left Side

While Cedric is out of town, his grandmother stays at Steve's but ends up tormenting Lovita; Steve tells Coretta of her potential as a fashion designer.

10:30 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S4 · E8 · My Two Big Daddies Comedy

My Two Big Daddies

Steve masquerades as a single father in order to impress a woman and pays Romeo to act as his son; Bullethead falls for a girl at a Catholic school.

11:00 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S5 · E9 · The Argument Comedy

The Argument

Mark and Vanessa have an argument, but their differing recollections about the dispute complicate the matter.

11:30 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S5 · E10 · Lifesaver Comedy

Lifesaver

Vanessa finally pressures Geneva's boyfriend into proposing, but he gets cold feet again after Mark lectures him on the seriousness of marriage.

Daytime

12:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E3 · The Bobbie Fleckman Story Comedy

The Bobbie Fleckman Story

C.C. convinces Fran that Maxwell has feelings for a former business associate that bears a striking resemblance to her; Brighton directs a music video.

12:30 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E4 · Fransom Comedy

Fransom

While attempting to rescue C.C.'s dog from a pair of dog-nappers, Fran and Val find themselves being held hostage with a ransom on their heads.

13:00 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E15 · An Officer and a Gentleman Comedy

An Officer and a Gentleman

Roseanne has to leave to visit her parents again, leaving Jackie to be the substitute mother while she is gone and impressing Dan with her housekeeping.

13:30 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E16 · Born to Be Wild Comedy

Born to Be Wild

The Conners begin realizing that their lives are boring and repetitive every day when Dan and Roseanne's old motorcycle buddy returns to Lanford.

14:00 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E17 · Hair Comedy

Hair

When Roseanne gets a job at a beauty salon that she regularly visits, she soon finds herself doing the same work she does at home.

14:30 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E18 · I'm Hungry Comedy

I'm Hungry

Roseanne and Dan decide to join a weight loss program which promotes low calories and lots of exercise, but it's not easy to avoid temptation.

15:00 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E7 · George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial Comedy

George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial

George takes Max to therapy because he suffers from traumatic nightmares following a shooting at his school; George attempts to reconcile with Benny.

15:30 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E8 · George Tries to Write a Wrong Comedy

George Tries to Write a Wrong

George discovers the existence of an unopened letter that was written by Angie ten years before, in which he discovers a shocking secret.

16:00 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E9 · George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job Comedy

George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job

Benny decides to get outrageously large breast implants in order to make herself appear younger and avoid her son's insulting remarks about her age.

16:30 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E10 · George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage Comedy

George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage

While attempting to give advice to an engaged couple, George and Angie become entrenched in an argument over which of them contributes more to the relationship.

17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S10 · E26 · The Joke's on Al Comedy

The Joke's on Al

A beautiful woman tries to seduce Al, but he thinks she is one of Jefferson's practical jokes when she is actually Peggy's old nemesis.

17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E1 · Twisted Comedy

Twisted

A violent storm and tornado causes everyone to flee to Bud's basement bedroom, interrupting his date and forcing everyone to share close quarters.

Evening

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E2 · Children of the Corns Comedy

Children of the Corns

Al and Griff make plans to blackmail their boss for a raise when they find out she is using children in sweatshops to make shoes, and Peg gets a microwave.

18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E3 · Kelly's Gotta Habit Comedy

Kelly's Gotta Habit

Kelly lands a commercial role as a nun and discovers she has to sign a morality clause, and Al rides along with Officer Dan and ends up on "Cops."

19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E4 · Requiem for a Chevyweight, Part 1 Comedy

Requiem for a Chevyweight, Part 1

When Al's Dodge starts to sputter, he reminisces over the good times he and his car have had while the family seeks a new fuel pump.

19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E5 · Requiem for a Chevyweight, Part 2 Comedy

Requiem for a Chevyweight, Part 2

After Al gives his Dodge a burial service and leases a new sports car, Peggy digs the Dodge up in order to sell the engine for some extra cash.

20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E6 · Affidavit Justice Comedy

Affidavit Justice

Carrie's law firm asks Doug to pretend to be a lawyer and join the company softball team, which worries Carrie; Arthur thinks his family used to own slaves.

20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E23 · Icky Shuffle Comedy

Icky Shuffle

Doug agrees to take Carrie's place on Arthur's shuffleboard team after she falls ill; Carrie grows overly accustomed to Holly caring for her.

21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E1 · Lost Vegas Comedy

Lost Vegas

Doug agrees to attend a health spa with Carrie in the hopes she will return the favor by allowing him to visit Las Vegas with the guys.

21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E12 · Gym Neighbors Comedy

Gym Neighbors

Doug and Carrie hire Lou Ferrigno as their personal trainer; Arthur learns he was cheated out of a consolation prize and does his best to try and collect.

22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E17 · Not In My Mouth Comedy

Not In My Mouth

The relationship between Walden and Zoey takes a damaging shot when the two share a near-death experience; Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E18 · The War Against Gingivitis Comedy

The War Against Gingivitis

Things start to get tense inside the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner suddenly shows up looking to finally bury the hatchet.

23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E19 · Palmdale, Ech Comedy

Palmdale, Ech

Alan and Lyndsey finally have the opportunity to introduce their mothers to one another; Jake and Eldridge ask Walden to drive them to a high school party.

23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E20 · Grandma's Pie Comedy

Grandma's Pie

Walden must break the news to Zoey that he plans on going into business with his ex-wife; Alan and Lyndsey come to terms with their moms' new relationship.