Cozi TV TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for today. 44 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E13 · George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed Comedy

George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed

George tries to relive his high school days by teaching Max how to play the guitar, but he feels more left out than ever when his son joins a rock band.

00:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E14 · George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Orale Fixation Comedy

George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Orale Fixation

When the bosses at Powers Aviation institute a workplace smoking ban, George suffers due to Benny's nicotine withdrawals causing her to become more aggravating.

01:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E15 · George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie Comedy

George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie

The Lopez family tries to put an end to a neighbor's racist lawn display; a police officer (Mario Lopez) takes an interest in Veronica.

01:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E16 · George's Bogey-ous Relationship with Vic Is Putt to the Test Comedy

George's Bogey-ous Relationship with Vic Is Putt to the Test

Vic feigns fatherly affection for his son-in-law in order to convince George to compete in a father-son golf tournament against a long-time rival and his son.

02:00 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E11 · Kansas City, Here We Come Comedy

Kansas City, Here We Come

Jackie has to make a trip to Topeka and wants Roseanne to come along so they can visit their father's mistress that they haven't seen in a long time.

02:30 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E12 · Santa Claus Comedy

Santa Claus

Roseanne finally convinces Leon to be the Santa Claus as the local mall and hears something from one of the mothers in line that infuriates her.

03:00 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E13 · The Strike Comedy

The Strike

Maxwell gets bad publicity when the media captures him forcefully making Fran cross a picket line, so they try to settle the issue by appearing on a talk show.

03:30 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E14 · I've Got a Secret Comedy

I've Got a Secret

Maxwell invites a high-profile celebrity to recuperate at the Sheffield house following plastic surgery, and Fran attempts to discover who the mystery guest is.

04:00 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E15 · Kindervelt Days Comedy

Kindervelt Days

The kids arrange for Fran to be escorted to her childhood summer camp's reunion by television star Erik Estrada so that she can impress her friends.

04:30 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E16 · Canasta Masta Comedy

Canasta Masta

Sylvia and Yetta recruit Brighton to their canasta team after they realize that the young man has a natural ability for it, which leaves Fran feeling left out.

05:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

05:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

Morning

07:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S2 · E8 · The Smile in the Third Row Drama

The Smile in the Third Row

A new play about a man who dies and talks to god begins to circulate around town; Jonathan becomes a priest while Mark dresses Fred Fusco.

08:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S2 · E9 · The Secret Drama

The Secret

While on their way to visit Mark's friends, Jonathan decides to lash back at some bullies and the result of this is Jonathan gets recalled.

09:00 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S3 · E1 · My New Friend's Wedding Comedy

My New Friend's Wedding

Malcolm and Eddie recall meeting each other for the first time at Eddie's wedding after his bride-to-be left him standing at the altar.

09:30 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S3 · E2 · Back in Business Comedy

Back in Business

Despite his obligation to start a business with Malcolm, Eddie spends his investment on gadgets he doesn't need, forcing Malcolm to develop an alternative plan.

10:00 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S4 · E4 · Little Stevie Blunder Comedy

Little Stevie Blunder

Steve pretends to be blind to pick up a woman; Bullethead enters a beauty pageant to win a computer; Lovita ponders the contents of Cedric's lockbox.

10:30 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S4 · E5 · Roomies Comedy

Roomies

Regina stays at Steve's apartment and immediately rubs her new roommates the wrong way; Lydia prepares for her belated Bat Mitzvah.

11:00 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S5 · E7 · One on One Comedy

One on One

Mark does not agree with a way the girls' basketball coach is running things at the high school and the two settle their differences with a one-on-one game.

11:30 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S5 · E8 · The Swami Comedy

The Swami

Mark works the fortune teller booth at a carnival to help the school raise money for new textbooks.

Daytime

12:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E1 · The Morning After Comedy

The Morning After

Maxwell attempts to distract Fran from the events that transpired while Niles was in the hospital by offering to allow her to redecorate the kitchen.

12:30 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E2 · First Date Comedy

First Date

Maxwell takes Fran on a date to the private premiere of singer Elton John's new movie; Niles convinces C.C. that she lost one of Maxwell's children.

13:00 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E11 · Lobo-Cop Comedy

Lobo-Cop

Roseanne picks up a second job working nights at the Lobo Lounge to make ends meet, but Dan becomes unhappy about her decision to leave the family like that.

13:30 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E12 · No Talking Comedy

No Talking

Becky's late arrivals to dinner finally send Roseanne past the boiling point as she grounds Becky, who is led to give Roseanne the silent treatment.

14:00 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E13 · Chicken Hearts Comedy

Chicken Hearts

Roseanne has come to hate her new 17-year-old boss for being younger than she is but realizes she has to treat him with respect so she can get weekends off.

14:30 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E14 · One for the Road Comedy

One for the Road

Becky is left in charge of the house when Dan and Roseanne go out and she invites her friend over to do homework, but instead gets drunk at the Conner bar.

15:00 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E3 · George's Dog Days of Bummer Comedy

George's Dog Days of Bummer

Benny finds a stray dog and quickly becomes attached, but George has a difficult time with the gruff biker who refuses to let the animal go.

15:30 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E4 · George Drives the Batmobile Comedy

George Drives the Batmobile

George becomes upset and has a run-in with police officers after picking up Benny and her friends following a wild night on the town.

16:00 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E5 · Trick or Treat Me Right Comedy

Trick or Treat Me Right

George and Angie enjoy the Halloween season by playing practical jokes, but George's good mood is negatively affected by Benny's behavior.

16:30 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E6 · George Takes a Sentimental Ernie Comedy ▶ Now

George Takes a Sentimental Ernie

George continues to avoid his own home until his mother finds a new place to stay; George tries to convince Ernie to move out of his parents' house.

17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S10 · E20 · Turning Japanese Comedy

Turning Japanese

When the owner of Marcy's bank finds out Al has the Dodge that will complete his American car collection, Marcy will do anything to get the car from Al.

17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S10 · E23 · Bud Hits the Books Comedy

Bud Hits the Books

Bud must do well on his finals, but he can't think of anything but sex and when he goes to the library to study he gets caught "taking care of business."

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S10 · E21 · Al Goes to the Dogs Comedy

Al Goes to the Dogs

Al makes too much noise building a doghouse for Lucky, so Marcy hires a building inspector to force him to build it over and over again.

18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S10 · E24 · Kiss of the Coffee Woman Comedy

Kiss of the Coffee Woman

Jefferson starts doing commercial work and he and Kelly end up doing a coffee commercial together in which they are supposed to kiss.

19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S10 · E22 · Enemies Comedy

Enemies

A delivery man tries to make his girlfriend jealous by asking out Kelly and she does the same by asking out a millionaire, and they end up on a double date.

19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S10 · E25 · Torch Song Duet Comedy

Torch Song Duet

Al helps Griff win a place in the Olympic torch relay, but Griff won't let Al run so he tackles Griff as he runs by, causing the Olympic flame to go out.

20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E4 · Kirbed Enthusiasm Comedy

Kirbed Enthusiasm

Doug is asked to help coach Deacon's son's football teaml; While coaching, Deacon's son expresses to Doug that he should try out for a semi-pro team.

20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E9 · Connect Four Comedy

Connect Four

Carrie wins four company seats to the Knicks games for a month but is undecided on who to take; Arthur tries to fix parking tickets for Deacon.

21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E13 · Attention Deficit Comedy

Attention Deficit

Carrie feels Doug is not giving her attention so she finds a replacement in Lou Ferrigno; Doug competes to throw the "best" Super Bowl party.

21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E3 · King Pong Comedy

King Pong

Doug's ego suffers when he repeatedly looses to Arthur on the new ping-pong table, and then loses to his wife as well when he thinks he can at least beat her.

22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E13 · Slowly and in a Circular Fashion Comedy

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Walden enlists the help of Alan when he is forced to deal with his ex-wife, Bridget, and her mother, who plan to take control of his entire company.

22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E14 · A Possum on Chemo Comedy

A Possum on Chemo

Zoey tries to talk Walden into finally cutting his hair and shaving; Alan and Lyndsey decide that they want to try and rekindle their relationship.

23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E15 · The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack Comedy

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Walden does his best to try and loosen up a tense Zoey, and he does so by sharing with her a couple of Berta's own special brownies.

23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E16 · Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy Comedy

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Strained relationships and girls bickering are the result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey inside the house for the entire time.