TV Land TV Guide — Thursday, 9 July 2026

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Thursday, 9 July 2026. 42 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E24 · Taste Buds Comedy

Taste Buds

Doug is getting perturbed by Carrie giving Arthur anything he wants for dinner so Doug talks Arthur into asking for his favorites, but the plan backfires.

00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E25 · Bed Spread Comedy

Bed Spread

Carrie and Doug find that their marriage is improved dramatically when they sleep on separate beds after Doug breaks their regular bed.

01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E1 · Doug Less I Comedy

Doug Less I

Doug loses weight and plans to take Carrie on vacation to a secret locale, but she's furious when she discovers he took a past girlfriend there also.

01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E2 · Doug Less II Comedy

Doug Less II

Carrie is jealous over Doug's new weight loss and the attention he garners; Danny and Spence house sit and watch over Arthur while the Heffernan's are gone.

02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E3 · King Pong Comedy

King Pong

Doug's ego suffers when he repeatedly looses to Arthur on the new ping-pong table, and then loses to his wife as well when he thinks he can at least beat her.

02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E4 · Dreading Vows Comedy

Dreading Vows

When Doug and Carrie decide to renew their vows, they are faced with complications, such as finding a chimpanzee to stand in as Doug's best man.

03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E15 · The Susie Comedy

The Susie

Elaine adopts an alter ego when a co-worker mistakes her for someone named Susie; George and Kramer make a big entrance at Steinbrenner's Ball.

03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E16 · The Pothole Comedy

The Pothole

George embarks on a hectic quest to dig his keys out of a pothole in the road; Jerry accidentally drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet.

04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E17 · The English Patient Comedy

The English Patient

Elaine's hatred of the movie "The English Patient" gets her fired; Kramer hires Dominicans to roll Cuban cigars; Jerry grapples with the Mandelbaum family.

04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E18 · The Nap Comedy

The Nap

George begins napping under his desk at work; Jerry's contractor takes his sweet time installing new cabinets; Elaine's boyfriend has a back problem.

05:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S3 · E4 · The Housekeeper Comedy

The Housekeeper

The girls' new maid puts an evil curse on the entire house after they quickly fire the women for her incompetence in keeping the residence.

05:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S3 · E5 · Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself Comedy

Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself

The girls make a challenge to each other to conquer their fears after the timid Rose is forced to deliver her aunt's eulogy in front of a large audience.

Morning

06:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S3 · E6 · Letter to Gorbachev Comedy

Letter to Gorbachev

Rose writes a letter to President Reagan and Premier Gorbachev about nuclear weapons and is surprised when Gorbachev wants to meet her.

06:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S3 · E7 · Strange Bedfellows Comedy

Strange Bedfellows

The city council race heats up when a local news team captures video of Blanche entering a candidate's home while his wife is away.

07:00 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S6 · E63 Interview

Brittany Snow is telling Drew about her new crime series "Murdaugh Murders" and her hit show "Hunting Wives."

07:30 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S6 · E64 Interview

Skincare expert Dr. Shereene Idriss is talking to Drew about aging gracefully.

08:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S7 · E17 · Dinner at Eight Comedy

Dinner at Eight

Goober mistakenly leads Andy to believe he has a dinner invitation at Howard's, but it was at Helen's, and Andy is forced to eat three spaghetti dinners.

08:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S7 · E18 · A Visit to Barney Fife Comedy

A Visit to Barney Fife

Barney contacts Andy and asks him to visit Raleigh and help solve a string of supermarket robberies that have been committed, and to help save Barney's job.

09:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S7 · E19 · Barney Comes to Mayberry Comedy

Barney Comes to Mayberry

Barney's return to Mayberry goes largely unnoticed due to an unexpected visit from a glamorous Hollywood starlet with ties to Barney's distant romantic past.

09:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S7 · E20 · Andy's Old Girlfriend Comedy

Andy's Old Girlfriend

One of Andy's old high school girlfriends returns to Mayberry and seeks shelter at the Taylors' house while hers is repaired, throwing Helen into a jealous fit.

10:00 30m

M*A*S*H

S8 · E4 · Good-Bye Radar, Part 1 Comedy

Good-Bye Radar, Part 1

While Radar is on leave Klinger tries to fill in but doesn't have the experience to wheel and deal when the 4077 needs a new generator.

10:30 30m

M*A*S*H

S8 · E5 · Good-Bye Radar, Part 2 Comedy

Good-Bye Radar, Part 2

Radar prepares to depart the 4077th after his Uncle Ed dies leaving his widowed mother alone on the family farm, but he has a hard time saying good-bye.

11:00 30m

M*A*S*H

S8 · E6 · Period of Adjustment Comedy

Period of Adjustment

Klinger becomes the new company clerk amid complaints about his inefficiency, and B.J. becomes homesick when he learns that Radar spent time with his family.

11:30 30m

M*A*S*H

S8 · E7 · Nurse Doctor Comedy

Nurse Doctor

Father Mulcahy tries to help a beautiful nurse who wants to become a doctor after the war and things become difficult when the 4077th runs low on water.

Daytime

12:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S18 · E22 · Jesse Drama

Jesse

After Festus learns that an old friend is a wanted man, he struggles with the decision to turn his friend in to the proper authorities.

13:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S18 · E23 · Talbot Drama

Talbot

After an outlaw is forced to kill a man in self-defense, he falls in love with the dead man's grieving widow, who wants him to give up his life of crime.

14:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S18 · E24 · This Golden Land Drama

This Golden Land

When a Russian Jewish family moves to Kansas to start a new life as farmers, they are ridiculed by the cowboys and farmers who are their neighbors.

15:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S19 · E1 · Women for Sale, Part 1 Drama

Women for Sale, Part 1

An outlaw gang of dissident Native Americans captures females in Kansas, so they can sell the captured women into slave labor and prostitution.

16:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S19 · E2 · Women for Sale, Part 2 Drama

Women for Sale, Part 2

After Matt helps two of the captured women escape, they offer to help him rescue the remaining captives before the group can cross the border.

17:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S2 · E10 · The Clubmen Comedy

The Clubmen

Andy and Barney are offered an invitation to join the prestigious Esquire Club, but Barney tries too hard and fails to gain admittance.

17:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S2 · E12 · Sheriff Barney Comedy

Sheriff Barney

Barney's offer from Greendale to become their sheriff leads Andy to allow him to be Mayberry's sheriff for a day to give him a taste of it and discourage him.

Evening

18:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S2 · E13 · The Farmer Takes a Wife Comedy

The Farmer Takes a Wife

An old pal of Andy's is looking for a wife and thinks he's found the perfect one in Thelma Lou, until she tries to make him a city-dwelling house husband.

18:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S2 · E14 · Keeper of the Flame Comedy

Keeper of the Flame

Opie, accepted as a member of the secret society The Wildcats, is blamed for a fire in the barn where they meet, but it was actually started by its owner.

19:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S2 · E15 · Bailey's Bad Boy Comedy

Bailey's Bad Boy

Rich kid Ronald Bailey is jailed due to blatant disrespect for the law, but as he waits for his influential father to bail him out, Andy talks sense into him.

19:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S2 · E16 · The Manicurist Comedy

The Manicurist

Shapely Ellen Brown moves into Mayberry hoping to make a living as a manicurist, but she meets unexpected reactions from the wives.

20:00 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E1 · Ray's on TV Comedy

Ray's on TV

Ray's appearance on a sports talk show turns out to be an embarrassment when he appears awkward, but his second chance is even worse.

20:35 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E2 · Father Knows Least Comedy

Father Knows Least

Raymond is surprised to discover that he has mastered the techniques of his parenting class when he uses them on his parents and daughter.

21:10 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E3 · Brother Comedy

Brother

Raymond takes Robert out on the anniversary of his divorce, and they begin to bond, but a little too much for Raymond's liking.

21:45 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E4 · Mozart Comedy

Mozart

Raymond resolves to take up playing the piano once again in order to teach his daughter a lesson in perseverance, and the music brings back memories.

22:20 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E5 · Golf Comedy

Golf

Raymond finds that his guilty conscience is affecting his game after he successfully tricks Debra into letting him play more rounds of golf.

22:55 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E6 · Anniversary Comedy

Anniversary

Ray is shocked to learn that his parents were separated for a year, but wonders if it was such a bad thing when he considers how unhappy they are.

23:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E7 · Working Late Again Comedy

Working Late Again

Debra reads an article that leads her to believe that her husband would be a much happier person if he could work within the confines of his own home.

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Daytime

Evening

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