TV Land TV Guide — Saturday, 11 July 2026

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Saturday, 11 July 2026. 45 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E13 · Frigid Heirs Comedy

Frigid Heirs

Doug and Carrie scheme to trick Arthur into believing they are following the ground rules he put into place when he agreed to share his bingo winning with them.

00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E14 · Switch Sitters Comedy

Switch Sitters

Both Doug and Carrie are allowed to share some romantic quiet time when Deacon and Kelly agree to baby sit Arthur for the evening.

01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E15 · Cheap Saks Comedy

Cheap Saks

Carrie befriends Spence's brusque ex-girlfriend in the hopes of taking advantage of her employee discount; Spence boosts his morale by going on a gay date.

01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E16 · Damned Yanky Comedy

Damned Yanky

Carrie is outraged with Doug, who talked about other women while he was sedated during his appendectomy, leading her to make a list of acceptable fantasies.

02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E17 · Multiple Plots Comedy

Multiple Plots

Doug is having a hard time when one of his customers comes to the door half-naked; Carrie tries dog-walking but ends up paying a kid to do it for her.

02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E18 · Trash Talker Comedy

Trash Talker

Deacon makes the acquaintance of a friendly man before discovering that he has drawn Doug's considerable ire for making friends with his former rival.

03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E1 · The Butter Shave Comedy

The Butter Shave

Kramer takes to using butter as a skin moisturizer until he accidentally cooks himself sunbathing; Elaine and Putty return from their journey to Europe.

03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E2 · The Voice Comedy

The Voice

Jerry must decide between keeping his girlfriend and the funny voice he created to mock her; Kramer hires an intern to help him with menial tasks.

04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E3 · The Serenity Now Comedy

The Serenity Now

Frank and Kramer's new relaxation technique proves to have a detrimental effect; George competes with a former rival to sell computers for his father.

04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E4 · The Blood Comedy

The Blood

Jerry is transfused with Kramer's blood after a mishap in the kitchen; George forms an unhealthy connection between food and sex; Elaine fails to babysit well.

05:00 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S5 · E21 · Get Smarter Comedy

Get Smarter

Christine begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest at a staged engagement party, which drives her to make a surprising decision.

05:30 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S1 · E1 · Pilot Comedy

Pilot

While helping her son adjust to a posh new private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating a woman who shares her name.

Morning

06:00 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S1 · E2 · Supertramp Comedy

Supertramp

Richard and new Christine's intimate relationship prompts Christine to find someone for herself, leading her to connect with an infamous parent.

06:30 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S1 · E3 · Open Water Comedy

Open Water

Christine allows the friends who got Richard with New Christine to set her up on a series of blind dates, leading to an unlikely relationship.

07:00 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E5 · House of Grown-Ups Comedy

House of Grown-Ups

An architect tries gaining the friendship of the Conners by buying them gifts until Dan has to step in and discuss with him the true meaning of friendship.

07:36 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E6 · Five of a Kind Comedy

Five of a Kind

Dan is hosting his usual poker game when Roseanne bumps into Arnie, who confides to her and gives her a kiss after a talk, leaving her to question his motives.

08:12 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E7 · Boo! Comedy

Boo!

Friends and family members help the Conners transform their home into the scariest house on the street; Dan and Roseanne become engaged in a prank war.

08:48 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E8 · Sweet Dreams Comedy

Sweet Dreams

Roseanne seeks any time of relaxation from the hassle of dealing with all the kids and her husband, and she thinks she found her spot it in the bathtub.

09:24 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E9 · We Gather Together Comedy

We Gather Together

Thanksgiving Day has arrived and what starts off as a happy occasion turns ugly when Jackie finally tells her mother about her new job.

10:00 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E10 · Brain-Dead Poets Society Comedy

Brain-Dead Poets Society

Darlene's teacher recognizes a poem that she recently wrote and asks her to recite the poem at an assembly in front of the parents and student body.

10:36 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E11 · Lobo-Cop Comedy

Lobo-Cop

Roseanne picks up a second job working nights at the Lobo Lounge to make ends meet, but Dan becomes unhappy about her decision to leave the family like that.

11:12 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E12 · No Talking Comedy

No Talking

Becky's late arrivals to dinner finally send Roseanne past the boiling point as she grounds Becky, who is led to give Roseanne the silent treatment.

11:48 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E13 · Chicken Hearts Comedy

Chicken Hearts

Roseanne has come to hate her new 17-year-old boss for being younger than she is but realizes she has to treat him with respect so she can get weekends off.

Daytime

12:24 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E14 · One for the Road Comedy

One for the Road

Becky is left in charge of the house when Dan and Roseanne go out and she invites her friend over to do homework, but instead gets drunk at the Conner bar.

13:00 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E15 · An Officer and a Gentleman Comedy

An Officer and a Gentleman

Roseanne has to leave to visit her parents again, leaving Jackie to be the substitute mother while she is gone and impressing Dan with her housekeeping.

13:36 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E16 · Born to Be Wild Comedy

Born to Be Wild

The Conners begin realizing that their lives are boring and repetitive every day when Dan and Roseanne's old motorcycle buddy returns to Lanford.

14:12 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E17 · Hair Comedy

Hair

When Roseanne gets a job at a beauty salon that she regularly visits, she soon finds herself doing the same work she does at home.

14:48 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E18 · I'm Hungry Comedy

I'm Hungry

Roseanne and Dan decide to join a weight loss program which promotes low calories and lots of exercise, but it's not easy to avoid temptation.

15:24 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E19 · All of Me Comedy

All of Me

When Jackie announces that she has found the man of her dreams, Roseanne can't find it in herself to be quite as excited as her younger sister is.

16:00 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E20 · To Tell the Truth Comedy

To Tell the Truth

Despite the silent feud that Roseanne's meddling has brought on, her younger sister Jackie is still eager to share some exciting news with her.

16:30 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E21 · Fender Bender Comedy

Fender Bender

Roseanne's station wagon gets hit by Mrs. Wellman's expensive luxury car, leading Roseanne to consider taking legal action against her.

17:00 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E22 · April Fool's Day Comedy

April Fool's Day

With Tax Day swiftly approaching, Dan starts to crack under the pressure, and a trip to the IRS doesn't make things any easier for him.

17:30 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E23 · Fathers and Daughters Comedy

Fathers and Daughters

Roseanne attempts to forge a closer bond with Darlene by watching basketball with her while Dan tries to do the same with Becky by going shopping with her.

Evening

18:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E5 · The Junk Mail Comedy

The Junk Mail

Tired of the endless junk mail, Kramer hatches a plan to stop receiving his mail; Elaine dates a new guy that turns out to be an actor from an old commercial.

18:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E6 · The Merv Griffin Show Comedy

The Merv Griffin Show

After finding old pieces from the set of the "Merv Griffin Show" in a dumpster, Kramer transforms his place into a talk show; Elaine does battle with a co-worke

19:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E7 · The Slicer Comedy

The Slicer

Dissatisfied with the quality of the meat in his sandwiches, Kramer gets a meat slicer; Jerry develops a skin condition and blames his new doctor girlfriend.

19:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E8 · The Betrayal Comedy

The Betrayal

Elaine and the gang head to India to attend a wedding; Jerry betrays George by sleeping with his prospective girlfriend; Kramer grapples with a malignant wish.

20:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E9 · The Apology Comedy

The Apology

George is angered when an old acquaintance withholds an apology; Jerry's girlfriend is too comfortable with her nudity; Elaine works with a germ-o-phoebe.

20:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E11 · The Dealership Comedy

The Dealership

Jerry is forced to mend Elaine and Putty's rocky relationship if he hopes to get an insider deal on his new car; George struggles to expose a candy conspiracy.

21:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E12 · The Reverse Peephole Comedy

The Reverse Peephole

Kramer and Newman scramble for a resolution when the landlord threatens eviction after discovering their reversed peepholes; Elaine hates Putty's new fur.

21:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E13 · The Cartoon Comedy

The Cartoon

Elaine obsesses over an ambiguous cartoon in The New Yorker; an old acquaintance of Susan's starts up a successful one-woman show demonizing Jerry.

22:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E14 · The Strongbox Comedy

The Strongbox

Kramer acquires a strong box to keep valuables but cannot decide where to hide the key; Jerry has a disastrous falling out with his neighbor across the hall.

22:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E15 · The Wizard Comedy

The Wizard

Jerry gets his father a new organizer; Kramer retires to Florida and picks up condominium politics; Elaine is unsure of her new boyfriend's ethnic background.

23:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E16 · The Burning Comedy

The Burning

Elaine discovers that Puddy is overtly religious; George makes an effort to increase his general showmanship by leaving all meetings on a high note.

23:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E17 · The Bookstore Comedy

The Bookstore

Jerry catches Uncle Leo shoplifting at a bookstore; Kramer and Newman start a rickshaw business; George tries to return an expensive book multiple times.

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Evening

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